Well, this is maybe more "Cutie Monday" than hottie Monday. I just really like Clinton Kelly from TLC's What Not to Wear. He's funny, he's a great dresser and is just a general cutie.
He also has a freakin' hilarious website. There were photos of him that featured penguins. That was enough for me--after all, I picked a book out of the library this week just because it was set in Antarctica.