Oh my

Andy Roddick, you are gorgeous and a talented tennis star. I also saw you depants one of your tennis friends while he was being interviewed on The Tonight Show.

So I may have had this plan where I would work at his charity foundation, meet him, we'd fall in love and then get married. Last I heard (via my dad, who watches hours of tennis a week), Andy is engaged to some model. Whatever. Andy, we could have helped so many children fight childhood disease and better themselves educationally.

Still, I think this plan of mine could work; I'm just going to have to find another hott guy who has started his own charity.